There are many proven ways to pass a drug test, my favorites are synthetic urine and detox drinks, but many will say these are a waste of money because you can pass your test with home remedies. These remedies are usually cheap and the ingredients are available in every supermarket.
I believe the only reason why these remedies are popular because they are cheap. People don’t like to spend money, that’s the truth. I have passed 4 drug tests in the last two years and I always used professional detox products. In this article, I am going to mention a few home remedies and also my recommended detox drinks for a drug test.
You will hear a lot about the Certo method. This method involves drinking two packet of fruit pectin and three bottles of water. This home remedy has the best success rate, but it’s still nowhere to professional products. The problem is every single guide mention different instructions.
Some say you should drink the first packet of Certo one day before the test and the other one 1 hour before the test, some say to drink a gatored energy drink and also take some B12 vitamins, some says pee twice before the test the other says pee minim 3 times and so on…Our body is different, what is enough for me might not be enough for you, there are many factors, such as:
So even if the Certo method is not bad and it works a similar way like detox drinks I would still suggest you to avoid it, because it’s not safe. If you can not afford a professional detox drink (which usually costs around 50$) then go with this method, but make sure you check any videos and the reviews of other users.
There are many other methods that are absolute rubbish, such as the:
I found this method on a youtube video:
You can detox in 24 hrs..go to Walmart buy a bottle of Golden Seal Root..in the meds and vitamins..drink 3 gallons of water.in the day..put 1/2 tablespoon of bleach in the last gallon. You will piss all night and every 4 to 6 minutes all day.but it does work. I drunk a beer to activate piss mode. Budweiser. Idk if that helped but Goldenseal Root works. I suggest buying a drug test at Walmart as well and taking it 24hrs to check they are only 8 bucks It works
Do yourself a favor and do not listen to idiots like this guy…you will fail I can guarantee that.
If you want to pass your test and for some reasons, synthetic urine is not an option for you I recommend you to buy a high-quality drug detox drink. They are relatively cheap and very reliable. Obviously, there are many crap quality products on the market, but if you do minimal research you will see what to avoid. My favorite detox drinks for weed are:
Herbal clean ultra Eliminex: It’s probably the best, strongest detox drink available. It has the best formula, highly recommended even for hardcore weed smokers. I have tested myself back in February and I passed my test with flying colors. The only downside is its price, it costs around $80.
I got many questions regarding drug testing and how to pass a simple urine drug test. Most people are interested in home remedies and natural ways to pass the drug test. unfortunately, I can not recommend any home remedies for drug test simply because most of them don’t work, and then some that have higher success rate are still very unreliable.
Chances are extremely high if you use home remedies such as Certo, Niacin or Palo Azul tea to clean your system.
Natural detox is good, but it can take up to 3 weeks, depending on your smoking/drug using habits, body type, age, metabolism, and other factors.
In my opinion, if you want to go on the „natural route” then you should speed up the process with some high-quality detox pills for a drug test, my go-to drug detox pilled called: Toxin Rid.
It has many different programs, starts from 24 hours detox programs (honestly I wouldn’t recommend it) to 10-day detox. For those who have 10 extra days on their hands and spare 189$ for the pills then Toxin Rid’s 10-day detox program is the sure way to pass a drug test.
I got this question a few days ago, and honestly it pissed me off a little bit:
I have a drug test coming up. I know this since November but i stop smoking completely December 31th. I smoke a few time afterward but not since Feb 10th. I know is hair and urine test they told me at the interview. Im waiting on the background check response. Once thats done the drug tests are next. So thats coming up in Late March or early April. I haventsmoke for sure. I have been washing my hair with the old style aloe toxin since February. I run 4 miles 3 times a week and exercises afterward and weight 195 lbs. Should be worry about the urine drug test or hair drug test? Can you please point me on the right direction? Do i need to worry about the urine test? Also i been drinkin sour oranges with black coffee to clean my blood out. I drink the qCarbo16 before for the urine and it work for me.
He is a reader of my blog, but he still tries stupid remedies such as black coffee and orange juice…seriously just because these are natural diuretics, there is ABSOLUTELY NO WAY to pass your test with this strategy.
Qcarbo by the way far from good, especially the smallest version Qcarbo16. I am having a hard time to understand why would anybody buy the smallest bottle if the bigger one is available for 10$ extra?
If you decide to use some detox drinks, then try to use something higher quality such as Mega clean detox or Absolute detox, and it’s still a good idea to start taking drug detox pills a few days before the test. Toxin Rid’s 5 or 3-day detox program is perfect for some pre-cleanse.
For detailed Toxin Rid detox pill review, check out this site. It’s a very in-depth review of Toxin Rid 10 day detox, but you can also read about detox drinks for a drug test, other drug detox pills, some methods tricks and of course about synthetic urine!
Fake urine for drug test is absolutely the safest way to pass a urine drug test, but i know many people don’t trust in synthetic urine.
In my next article, I will review a few detox pills for a drug test that work and a few that doesn’t.
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There are a couple of ways to pass a hair follicle drug test. The best and usually recommended method is the Macujo method, the second safest way is the Jerry G method and there are some home remedies for a hair drug test, but none of these are reliable.
I have a youtube channel and I share some methods there on how to pass a hair follicle drug test? I have received tons of comments on the effectiveness of the Macujo method, here is a successful one:
Yes it works.. it aint easy… heavy smoker all my life every single day since I can remember… you have to do this really well for it to work… I didn’t buy the expensive shampoo but got everything else at wallmart… like everything you hear about that u throw in ir hair to detox, buy it…
Then i did the methods x10… like nonstop for 3 or 4 days… missed a couple of days of college but all worth it… I even bleached my hair twice during that time… vinegar… laundry detergent… baking soda… salicylic acid… shampoo containing glycol propylene .. more vinegar… mouth scope… you name it…
laugh if u want… but this is a $25 hourly job i have now… but you have to go crazy for this to be guaranteed… I failed one drug test a month before with just once a day for 3 days… nope, not for my dirty ass… do it nonfukin stop for as long as you can and take what belongs to you… own it … like a fuckin boss… just like I did…
Keep that in mind guys that you will need to use Nexxus Aloe rid old formula for the Macujo method, its something what you can not miss from the method. There are other hair detox shampoos on the market, but non of them are as good as Aloe Rid.
You can buy Nexxus Aloe Rid detox shampoo in hair salons or order it from ebay or amazon, the only problem with these that they are not the old formula. There are tons of different Aloe rid versions, they all have different ingerdients, thats the problem. The newer batch is not as effective as the old one, its missing some key ingredients what makes Aloe Rid detox shampoo so good and effective.
So once again, the most important parts of the macujo methods are:
Get the rid Old version of Nexxus Aloe Rid
Do not skip using Zydot Ultra clean shampoo (there are many websites skip this very important part of the method)
Use the Macujo method 7-10 times before taking the test. Its recommended to the whole cleansing process twice every day. 7 times is the minimum what I would recommend. If you have one or two days only, you can still give it a try and wash your hair and scalp like 3-4x a day, but the results are not guaranteed. For more info on how to pass a hair drug test with Nexxus Aloe Rid, check this post:
In my next article, I will talk about saliva drug testing. Passing a saliva drug test is much much easier than passing a hair follicle drug test and it doesn’t even cost you a dime. Stay tuned guys!